Friday, February 18, 2011

I admit - I am the douche bag I previously complained about!

So yesterday while speaking to a client and I, Nicole Hobdy, used a cliche'.  I also said it incorrectly.  OMGGGGG!!  I think these people are rubbing off on me.  I must abort this mission immediately. 


“I don’t want to open this big ball of worms…”   Yes, I said it. As I heard the words spewing from my lips I felt the immediate urge to donkey punch myself.  Why? Why for the love of all that is holy would I ever discuss a "ball o wax" with a client?  Let alone a "ball of worms?" 


I believe I must now wear a sign (or a bad rug perhaps) as I have now fallen into the 8th dimension where bad cliches' (and rugs), the use of the phrase "attorney firms" and melted faces prevail.  Shoot me now!! Shoot me now!! 


Anyone hiring?

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