I stole this from Moms that drink and swear (hilariously disturbing)

So I am an fan of "Moms that Drink and Swear" on facebook....well because I drink and swear - duh!
Anyway this was a post of hers a few days ago.  Not sure which is funnier the actual Yahoo post of the responses from other fans of MWDAS!!!  Enjoy!!!

 

 

 

COMMENTS from other fans:

1. In Soviet Russia, that's how they make pickles.
2. Note to self: Don't EVER suggest to 12-year-old niece that she enjoy more vegetables AGAIN.
3. An 11 year old girl's cooter is too good for an empty long neck beer bottle? What a spoiled little bitch. (my favorite) 
4. Remind me not to have the salad or cucumber sandwiches at her house.....
5. I FRIGGIN HATE CUCMBERS.... NOW I KNOW WHY! lol...wonder what she thinks about EGGPLANTS! 
6. I am more of an okra man, myself. 
7. DOESN'T ANYBODY WASH THEIR VEGETABLES ANYMORE??????
8. Introducing the "Twat-O-Matic" It slices, it dices, etc....but wait if u call in the next 5 minutes, u also get.......
9. Jesus, just buy banana's. They come in a bunch, are generally cheaper, they actually get eaten more often than a cucumber AND honestly, are closer to the size of an actual peen. Also, the curvature can make for easy access of the G spot. Just sayin. Don't judge me you bitches. 
10. Why does she want to protect the cucumber? For a later meal?
11. Cripes. Just buy the kid a fucking vibrator. 
12. Vegetarian taco, anyone? 
13. Wonder if she douches with oil & vinegar or perhaps ....wait for it.......hidden valley ranch...
14. Poor kid is gonna be climaxing at every salad bar in town for the rest of her life 
15. She'll need a 12 step program to get through the produce section in the grocery store.
16. Try the Hannah Montana line of vibrators and bongs.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!